Osama's Last Message???
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Q:Why does Osama always
carry a piece of shit in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? A: the bucket Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: they can't stand bread Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it |
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Link to Source page: Osama Jokes |
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